my mind is ticking like a clock that never stops.

becoming a vampire (2x09) // becoming human (4x23)

I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you. —Ernest Hemingway, from ‘A Farewell to Arms’  (via fakeville)

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I literally have no idea what my personality is

Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl

In a matter of seconds

howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

It’s me. It’s okay. You’re safe.

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malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

PSHORANS